We may not take ourselves very seriously, but our products are as serious as it gets.
Productivity Olympian offers the ultimate solution for mental clarity, stress management, and flow-state mastery.
With brain-boosting nootropics and adaptogens designed to meet the demands of modern knowledge workers, it’s time to ditch distractions and embrace superhuman efficiency. Whether you're an entrepreneur, designer, or copywriter; Productivity Olympian is your gateway to productivity nirvana.
1. Unlocks Superhuman Focus
No More Procrastination Monsters.
" I used to struggle with staying focused for long stretches. Ever since I started using Productivity Olympian, that’s changed. And the best part? I’ve only been on the stack for two weeks!"
— Mike S., UX Designer
✓Verified Customer
Productivity Olympian has brain-boosting nootropics that are designed to obliterate distractions and fuel razor-sharp focus.
2. Recharges Your Mental Battery
Even After an All-Nighter.
"After back-to-back projects, my brain used to feel like mush. But with Productivity Olympian, my mental clarity is off the charts, and I feel like I can handle any workload thrown my way. I’ve been using the stack for three months now, and I’m never going back."
— Tom G., Freelance Copywriter
✓ Verified Customer
This Stack has got you covered with its unique combination of adaptogens and brain-enhancing nutrients.
3. Flow State on Demand
No, Seriously.
"Before Productivity Olympian, it was hit or miss—some days I’d be in the zone, and others I couldn’t focus to save my life. After one month on Productivity Olympian, I’m more efficient than ever. It’s seriously next-level."
— Raj P., Software Engineer
✓ Verified Customer
Productivity Olympian helps knowledge workers tap into that elusive flow state more often, with powerful nootropics that enhance cognitive performance, creativity, and problem-solving skills.
4. Keeps Stress Levels in Check
Without the Midday Meltdown.
"I used to hit a wall around 2 p.m. and just feel overwhelmed. Since adding Productivity Olympian to my daily routine six months ago, I’ve noticed a huge shift in how I handle stress. I stay calm, even when the heat’s on."
— Liam B., Marketing Director
✓ Verified Customer
Productivity Olympian is packed with adaptogens that help your brain and body adapt to stress.
5. Enhances Your Problem-Solving Skills
Become the Office Genius.
"Productivity Olympian has given me a mental edge I didn’t know I needed. I’ve been using the stack for five months now, and it’s made me the go-to problem solver in the office. The longer I use it, the sharper I get."
— Daniel K., Product Design Manager
✓ Verified Customer
Productivity Olympian supercharges your cognitive flexibility, helping you connect the dots faster and find creative solutions that leave your coworkers in awe.
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6. Simplifies Your Supplement Routine
Set It and Forget It.
"My mornings used to be a mess of pills and powders, but the Productivity Olympian Stack simplified everything—one and done. Less time spent on my supplements means more time spent on my goals."
— Ryan T., Project Manager
✓Verified Customer
Productivity Olympian lets you streamline your supplement routine, freeing up more time for your actual work.
7. Boosts Energy Levels Consistently
Goodbye Afternoon Slump.
"I used to crash every afternoon, but with the Productivity Olympian Stack, my energy stays consistent all day. I’m able to maintain my pace from morning till evening, making my productivity a non-stop powerhouse."
— Mark R., Financial Analyst
✓Verified Customer
Say goodbye to energy dips and keep your productivity flowing from morning to evening.
8. Amplifies Creativity and Innovation
Think Outside the Box.
"As a creative director, the Productivity Olympian Stack keeps my mind sharp and ideas fresh, every single day. I’m constantly coming up with fresh ideas that wow my clients, and I’ve only been on the stack for four months."
— James L., Creative Director
✓Verified Customer
Enhance your creative thinking with nootropics that keep your brain in top gear.
9. Enhances Physical and Mental Endurance
Never Run on Empty.
"Long days are no longer draining—my stamina is through the roof with the Productivity Olympian Stack. Even after a long day, I still feel sharp and ready to tackle whatever’s next."
— David M., Startup Founder
✓Verified Customer
Boost your endurance and power through demanding days with ease.
10. Elevates Mood and Motivation
Start Every Day on a High.
"The Productivity Olympian Stack keeps me motivated and ready to tackle the day, no matter what. After two months on the stack, I’m more positive, motivated, and ready to conquer whatever comes my way."
— Alex H., Work-From-Home Worker
✓Verified Customer
Experience elevated mood and motivation that makes every day feel like a win.
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The Productivity Olympian
Rated 4.3 out of 5 stars
12 Reviews
This stack is meticulously designed to help you access flow states easily and often, making your mind resilient to stress and burnout.
✓ Enhances cognitive function
✓ Improves sleep quality
✓ Manages mood
✓ Boosts overall well-being
stack unpacked.
Demon Zone
Clears your mind and increases attention span for laser focused hyper-productivity.
TAKE THIS IF:
Staying focused and thinking clearly takes more effort than the work itself.
SO THAT YOU:
Effortlessly get more actual work done and rediscover what you're truly capable of.
Failsafe
Helps keeps more parts of your brain alive and looking pretty.
TAKE THIS IF:
You use your brain a lot, and need to keep using it.
SO THAT YOU:
Don't wear it out before you get to enjoy the rewards of your hard work.
Tranq Dart
Helps manage stress & tension to prevent brutal symptoms of DNA level damage.
TAKE THIS IF:
Your waking hours are filled with a constant hum of stress and tension.
SO THAT YOU:
Don't end up burning out, falling apart, and suffering health issues.
Hitmen
Precisely supports body-wide wellbeing to sustain intense mental performance.
TAKE THIS IF:
Your sleep, diet, and exercise habits aren't literally perfect.
SO THAT YOU:
Have a body capable of supporting the intense demands of a brain operating at peak performance.
HOW THEY WORK TOGETHER
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FAQ
No, you have to pay extra for those. All GetFunct substances are formulated to do one specific job, and do it to perfection, nothing else. We only source high-quality ingredients that we would personally give our mothers, and therefore are generally safe for use. However, it's always best to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new supplement regimen, especially if you have pre-existing health conditions or are taking other medications.Please, for the love of all things holy, read the label, or message us. ESPECIALLY if you have allergies!
Results vary depending on individual factors such as diet, exercise routine, and overall health. It also depends on which substance you’re expecting results from, stimulants like Zip Zaps are noticeable right away, whereas something like Failsafe you’ll only notice once all your friends have gone crazy, and you’re the last sane one left. Generally, the more deficient and f*cked up your health already is, the more you’ll notice the help from our substances (cause there’s more to fix). Most users start to notice benefits within a few days to a couple of weeks of consistent use.
It depends on the supplement. For example, it's a good idea to cycle off certain stimulants to maintain their efficacy. Check the specific guidelines for each product within your stack.
Skipping a day isn't usually a big deal, but daily consistency is key for the best results. Just pick up where you left off the next day or as advised for each product in the stack.
Yes, many of our supplements are designed to work synergistically when taken as a stack.
If there are supplements you are already taking daily, it’s best to follow the recommended instructions and/or consult a healthcare professional to ensure that you are not exceeding recommended dosages of any individual supplement.
No. Dietary supplements are not required to be FDA-approved. However, our trusted manufacturer, where our supplements are produced, are FDA-compliant, which means that the product or facility complies with FDA regulations and are safe to use.
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83%would recommend this product
12 reviews
- OSOmar S.Verified BuyerRated 4 out of 5 stars2 weeks agoNo more unproductive days. Since I started using PRODUCTIVITY OLYMPIAN haven’t used other supplement distractions and being inefficient decreased. Good product.
Good product
- MMMitch M.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars2 weeks agocan't live without it
The best! never go without
- KBKeano B.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks agoPRODUCTIVITY OLYMPIAN
I have never felt better. I feel so much more productive, the work Ive completed has doubled, aas I had a problem even completing one in a timely manner. Most importantly though, I had sometimes, writers block, and it disappeared after I started taking PRODUCTIVITY OLYMPIAN. Will definitely continue taking my 8 pills every day
- KZKorey Z.Verified BuyerRated 2 out of 5 stars3 weeks agoluv it but too mucc money
it was great for the 1 mon that i could afford
- THTaylor H.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks agohuge win right here
I've tried other productivity supplements before, but nothing compares to the Productivity Olympian Stack. The energy kicks in smoothly and lasts throughout the day without any crash – which is a huge win for me. I feel like I'm in a constant state of flow whether I'm deep into my work or hitting the gym for a quick sweat session. Plus, I’ve noticed a difference in my recovery time – no more dragging my feet after a tough day. This stack has seriously upped my game on all fronts!
