We may not take ourselves very seriously, but our products are as serious as it gets.
Demon Zone
Clears your mind and increases attention span for laser focused hyper-productivity.
+ EXTENDS ATTENTION SPAN
+ COMBATS BRAIN FOG
+ EASES MENTAL FATIGUE
behind the label
You used to need a prescription to get stuff like this.
When it needs to be done, nothing else matters but what's in front of you, even if you have to tap into an alternate state of being—one that's maybe a little fucked-up, but when you need your brain on overdrive, there's nothing better.
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This is flow-state on steroids, this is the Demon Zone. A truck load of (highly specific acetylcholine producing) substances that increase neurotransmitter production to keep that wonderful machine in your skull tickin' at peak precision. You'll notice clearer, sharper thoughts and find yourself way less likely to get distracted by hours of cat videos.
When creating the Productivity Olympian stack, we started with this, then added the other three to keep your brain from catching on fire.
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TAKE THIS IF
Staying focused and thinking clearly takes more effort than the work itself.
SO THAT YOU
Effortlessly get more actual work done and rediscover what you're truly capable of.
That's six whole months to try our stuff and see the results for yourself.
As much as we love holding onto your money, if for absolutely any reason you hate the great person you've become and prefer to have your money back, we'll sadly but surely hand it over with no fuss, no attitude, and no headache.
FAQ
No, you have to pay extra for those. All GetFunct substances are formulated to do one specific job, and do it to perfection, nothing else. We only source high-quality ingredients that we would personally give our mothers, and therefore are generally safe for use. However, it's always best to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new supplement regimen, especially if you have pre-existing health conditions or are taking other medications.
Please, for the love of all things holy, read the label, or message us. ESPECIALLY if you have allergies!
Results vary depending on individual factors such as diet, exercise routine, and overall health. It also depends on which substance you’re expecting results from, stimulants like Zip Zaps are noticeable right away, whereas something like Failsafe you’ll only notice once all your friends have gone crazy, and you’re the last sane one left.
Generally, the more deficient and f*cked up your health already is, the more you’ll notice the help from our substances (cause there’s more to fix). Most users start to notice benefits within a few days to a couple of weeks of consistent use.
It depends on the supplement. For example, it's a good idea to cycle off certain stimulants to maintain their efficacy. Check the specific guidelines for each product within your stack.
Skipping a day isn't usually a big deal, but daily consistency is key for the best results. Just pick up where you left off the next day or as advised for each product in the stack.
Yes, many of our supplements are designed to work synergistically when taken as a stack.
If there are supplements you are already taking daily, it’s best to follow the recommended instructions and/or consult a healthcare professional to ensure that you are not exceeding recommended dosages of any individual supplement.
No, sometimes, it just doesn't apply. Other times, we can't say for sure since our lab hasn't confirmed it. We take the safe route and try not to say things that aren't true.
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