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The Productivity Olympian
Rated 4.3 out of 5 stars
12 Reviews
Welcome to the pinnacle of productivity, Olympian.
This stack is meticulously designed to help you access flow states easily and often, making your mind resilient to stress and burnout. It enhances cognitive function, improves sleep quality, manages mood, and boosts overall well-being. Even when conditions aren’t ideal, you operate at peak performance because that’s just how you’re built now.
DIVE DEEPER ⇩
Effortlessly Effective
Endlessly Efficient.
A relentless athlete in the pro-leagues of getting shit done.
You're all about multiplying your output in less time, achieving exceptional results that allow you to truly live life to the fullest. You understand that brain health is key to the mental performance that drives the results you seek.
Meet the stack:
FAILSAFE | TRANQ DART | HITMEN | DEMON ZONE
Helps keeps more parts of your brain alive and looking pretty.
FAILSAFE
+ STRESS ADAPTABILITY
+ COMBATS FATIGUE
+ CARDIO HEALTH
Behind the label
9/10 brain doctors love this stuff, the last one doesn't remember why.
Gingko is proven to be an extremely effective neuro-protectant, its an insurance policy that keeps you from being the weird depressed uncle that speaks to walls. Super well researched with an impressive safety profile, it should really be in everybody on a regular basis.
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We paired it with a super clean Korean ginseng extract as a circulation booster so the good stuff actually gets to yer' noggin. It's truly great stuff. Source: Trust me bro.
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You use your brain a lot, and need to keep using it.
SO THAT YOU
Don't wear it out before you get to enjoy the rewards of your hard work.
Helps manage stress & tension to prevent brutal symptoms of DNA level damage.
TRANQ DART
+ COGNITIVE FUNCTION
+ MEMORY RECALL
+ EASES SYMPTOMS OF ANXIETY
Behind the label
Tame your beast before it tears you apart.
You know why stress management is important? Cause when you're stressed you literally start ripping yourself apart at the DNA level. Which can really fuck shit up, causing you to develop random diseases, get brittle bones, and start talking to people who aren't there.
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The Ashwagandha helps you chill the fuck out when everything everywhere is happening all at once so you can still sleep at night, and the black pepper protects against neurodegenerative diseases. Double Whammy.
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Your waking hours are filled with a constant hum of stress and tension.
SO THAT YOU
Don't end up burning out, falling apart, and suffering health issues.
Precisely supports body-wide wellbeing to sustain intense mental performance.
HITMEN
+ GUT MICROBIOME HEALTH
+ INCREASES ENERGY LEVELS
+ IMPROVES COGNITIVE HEALTH
Behind the label
How'd we fit all 10 in? Part black magic, part science. Now available without tasting like shit.
What's better than one incredibly efficient and ruthless professional? Ten of them. Each functional mushroom included here is exactly that; precisely targeting a different area of the body to provide uncompromising results.
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From helping you learn faster with increased mental stamina and preventing brain inflammation causing brain-cell death to priming your gut's microbiome leading to better immunity and reduced tension. These guys are masters of their craft, they do their jobs with no remorse, and no hesitation. Wait till you meet the rest of the squad, just don't shit yourself.
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Your sleep, diet, and exercise habits aren't literally perfect.
SO THAT YOU
Have a body capable of supporting the intense demands of a brain operating at peak performance.
Clears your mind and increases attention span for laser focused hyper-productivity.
DEMON ZONE
+ EXTENDS ATTENTION SPAN
+ COMBATS BRAIN FOG
+ EASES MENTAL FATIGUE
Behind the label
You used to need a prescription to get stuff like this.
When it needs to be done, nothing else matters but what's in front of you, even if you have to tap into an alternate state of being—one that's maybe a little fucked-up, but when you need your brain on overdrive, there's nothing better.
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This is flow-state on steroids, this is the Demon Zone. A truck load of (highly specific acetylcholine producing) substances that increase neurotransmitter production to keep that wonderful machine in your skull tickin' at peak precision. You'll notice clearer, sharper thoughts and find yourself way less likely to get distracted by hours of cat videos.
When creating the Productivity Olympian stack, we started with this, then added the other three to keep your brain from catching on fire.
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Staying focused and thinking clearly takes more effort than the work itself.
SO THAT YOU
Effortlessly get more actual work done and rediscover what you're truly capable of.
How they work together
The breakdown
Stack Breakdown
Because a band-aid is a shitty solution
to a bullet wound.
When even your solutions have problems, solving only the surface issue doesn’t get you very far.
That's why each stack is designed to support you from multiple angles.
Lifting harder now? You'll need enhanced muscle repair. More demanding adventures? Energy to keep up. More work done? Better stress management.
That's why we've collectively tracked 393 hours so far formulating and pairing various substances to tackle actual real-life human challenges.
Cause someone's gotta do it.
We just launched but,
we're not new.
That's six whole months to try our stuff and see the results for yourself.
As much as we love holding onto your money, if for absolutely any reason you hate the great person you've become and prefer to have your money back, we'll sadly but surely hand it over with no fuss, no attitude, and no headache.
FAQ
No, you have to pay extra for those. All GetFunct substances are formulated to do one specific job, and do it to perfection, nothing else. We only source high-quality ingredients that we would personally give our mothers, and therefore are generally safe for use. However, it's always best to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new supplement regimen, especially if you have pre-existing health conditions or are taking other medications.
Please, for the love of all things holy, read the label, or message us. ESPECIALLY if you have allergies!
Results vary depending on individual factors such as diet, exercise routine, and overall health. It also depends on which substance you’re expecting results from, stimulants like Zip Zaps are noticeable right away, whereas something like Failsafe you’ll only notice once all your friends have gone crazy, and you’re the last sane one left.
Generally, the more deficient and f*cked up your health already is, the more you’ll notice the help from our substances (cause there’s more to fix). Most users start to notice benefits within a few days to a couple of weeks of consistent use.
It depends on the supplement. For example, it's a good idea to cycle off certain stimulants to maintain their efficacy. Check the specific guidelines for each product within your stack.
Skipping a day isn't usually a big deal, but daily consistency is key for the best results. Just pick up where you left off the next day or as advised for each product in the stack.
Yes, many of our supplements are designed to work synergistically when taken as a stack.
If there are supplements you are already taking daily, it’s best to follow the recommended instructions and/or consult a healthcare professional to ensure that you are not exceeding recommended dosages of any individual supplement.
No, sometimes, it just doesn’t apply. Other times, we can’t say for sure since our lab hasn’t confirmed it. We take the safe route and try not to say things that aren’t true.
Total 5 star reviews: 6 Total 4 star reviews: 4 Total 3 star reviews: 1 Total 2 star reviews: 1 Total 1 star reviews: 0
83%would recommend this product
12 reviews
- OSOmar S.Verified BuyerRated 4 out of 5 stars2 weeks agoNo more unproductive days. Since I started using PRODUCTIVITY OLYMPIAN haven’t used other supplement distractions and being inefficient decreased. Good product.
Good product
- MMMitch M.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars2 weeks agocan't live without it
The best! never go without
- KBKeano B.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks agoPRODUCTIVITY OLYMPIAN
I have never felt better. I feel so much more productive, the work Ive completed has doubled, aas I had a problem even completing one in a timely manner. Most importantly though, I had sometimes, writers block, and it disappeared after I started taking PRODUCTIVITY OLYMPIAN. Will definitely continue taking my 8 pills every day
- KZKorey Z.Verified BuyerRated 2 out of 5 stars3 weeks agoluv it but too mucc money
it was great for the 1 mon that i could afford
- THTaylor H.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks agohuge win right here
I've tried other productivity supplements before, but nothing compares to the Productivity Olympian Stack. The energy kicks in smoothly and lasts throughout the day without any crash – which is a huge win for me. I feel like I'm in a constant state of flow whether I'm deep into my work or hitting the gym for a quick sweat session. Plus, I’ve noticed a difference in my recovery time – no more dragging my feet after a tough day. This stack has seriously upped my game on all fronts!
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