We’re pretty certain that once you get a taste of your true potential you’ll never wanna quit our substances and go back to being a sub-optimal potato of a human.

However, once in a while, someone will claim that our stuff made them poop lasers, start levitating uncontrollably, or something more reasonable like an allergic reaction. 
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In any case, we'll gladly return your money. No headaches, no bullshit.