We may not take ourselves very seriously, but our products are as serious as it gets.

Failsafe
Helps keeps more parts of your brain alive and looking pretty.
+ STRESS ADAPTABILITY
+ COMBATS FATIGUE
+ CARDIO HEALTH
behind the label
9/10 brain doctors love this stuff, the last one doesn't remember why.
Gingko is proven to be an extremely effective neuro-protectant, its an insurance policy that keeps you from being the weird depressed uncle that speaks to walls. Super well researched with an impressive safety profile, it should really be in everybody on a regular basis.
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We paired it with a super clean Korean ginseng extract as a circulation booster so the good stuff actually gets to yer' noggin. It's truly great stuff. Source: Trust me bro.
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TAKE THIS IF
You use your brain a lot, and need to keep using it.
SO THAT YOU
Don't wear it out before you get to enjoy the rewards of your hard work.

That's six whole months to try our stuff and see the results for yourself.
As much as we love holding onto your money, if for absolutely any reason you hate the great person you've become and prefer to have your money back, we'll sadly but surely hand it over with no fuss, no attitude, and no headache.
FAQ
No, you have to pay extra for those. All GetFunct substances are formulated to do one specific job, and do it to perfection, nothing else. We only source high-quality ingredients that we would personally give our mothers, and therefore are generally safe for use. However, it's always best to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new supplement regimen, especially if you have pre-existing health conditions or are taking other medications.
Please, for the love of all things holy, read the label, or message us. ESPECIALLY if you have allergies!
Results vary depending on individual factors such as diet, exercise routine, and overall health. It also depends on which substance you’re expecting results from, stimulants like Zip Zaps are noticeable right away, whereas something like Failsafe you’ll only notice once all your friends have gone crazy, and you’re the last sane one left.
Generally, the more deficient and f*cked up your health already is, the more you’ll notice the help from our substances (cause there’s more to fix). Most users start to notice benefits within a few days to a couple of weeks of consistent use.
It depends on the supplement. For example, it's a good idea to cycle off certain stimulants to maintain their efficacy. Check the specific guidelines for each product within your stack.
Skipping a day isn't usually a big deal, but daily consistency is key for the best results. Just pick up where you left off the next day or as advised for each product in the stack.
Yes, many of our supplements are designed to work synergistically when taken as a stack.
If there are supplements you are already taking daily, it’s best to follow the recommended instructions and/or consult a healthcare professional to ensure that you are not exceeding recommended dosages of any individual supplement.
No, sometimes, it just doesn't apply. Other times, we can't say for sure since our lab hasn't confirmed it. We take the safe route and try not to say things that aren't true.
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