Have those day’s when you just feel dumb as sh*t?
Yeah, those days when you just cant think, it’s like “hello??? is anyone alive up there?”.
Fear not, person who struggles with a severe occasional lack of braincells, we’ve got extra to spare.
Actually...
We'll do you one better.
How?
Well with the magic of substances of course. (it’s like kinda what we do)
We built a stack of highly specific substances for those of us who like to get 40 hours of work done in 8, then go off and do whatever our little hearts desire. (such as spending all the extra money we’ve just made - we’re not financial advisors for a reason)
We decided that brain fog, mental fatigue, and being distracted were getting a little old. Like come on, what century is it?
Someone should have solved it by now.
Introducing the marvel of modern brain-enhancing substances:
The
Productivity
Olympian
Stack
All these lead to getting hella stuff done, and less regrets, which we’re big fans and so are these guys:
(4-6 testimonials), include testimonial, first name, profession.
Headline of each testimonial is an achievement, or problem overcome. (eg. “doubled my sales”, “finished my book”, “60 days burn out free!”)
60 Days Burnout Free!
Entrepreneur
Doubled My Clients
Real Estate Agent
Finished my Books
Startup Founder
haven't hit a creative block in over a month
Marketing Specialist
They're obsessed with our substances
If you want what these guys are on, here’s the plug: 👇
Sometimes natural, sometimes not, always effective.
Nature’s got some dope stuff, so we try to use as much of it as possible, but when you need stuff that truly works, sometimes you just gotta crank it out in a lab with the nerds.
So safe, we test it on our mothers.
Just cause some of our substances are made in a lab doesn’t make them less safe. In fact, usually its safer, it’s purer, cleaner, and we known exactly where it came from and what’s in it. No mothers were harmed in the making of our products.
They lied. More is more.
So at this point you’re probably thinking…
“If I have to take two of each substance per day, that’s 8 pills! That’s a lot!”
Yes it is. That’s the point.
Unlike the losers trying to sell you a magic bullet, a one-pill-fixes-all solution (hint: it doesn’t work), we decided our customers were smart enough to realize they’d rather have substances that actually significantly improve their lives, and be willing to swallow a few more teeny pills.
She lied, bigger is better.
*image of our capsules next to generic store brand ones
Our capsules are on average at least 30% bigger and contain a more diverse matrix of synergistic substances. Human speak: capsules big to hold more stuff, and more different stuff that works well together.
Spoiler, this is also one of the many reasons why our stuff is more expensive, cause it’s actually enough stuff (dosage) to do anything meaningful.
But small is nice too!
Ah, redemption for our average sized kings.
Higher bioavailability and absorption (small things go in easier)
While our capsules themselves are big, what’s in them are as small as we can get them. What do we mean? The particles of substances inside each capsule have been micronized down to an average of 12 to 45 microns. (human hair is 70 Microns)
This results in more substances being absorbed into your body, faster, and an easier time getting to where they need to go.
image here can be GF substance at 12 micros, vs human hair at 70 microns, and fine coffee at 1000 microns.
Made in freedom land.
The Productivity Olympian
Welcome to the pinnacle of productivity, Olympian.
This stack is meticulously designed to help you access flow states easily and often, making your mind resilient to stress and burnout. It enhances cognitive function, improves sleep quality, manages mood, and boosts overall well-being. Even when conditions aren’t ideal, you operate at peak performance because that’s just how you’re built now.