We may not take ourselves very seriously, but our products are as serious as it gets.
Aim. Lock in. Fire.
The Productivity Olympian
Focus & Clarity, Mental Recovery & Stress Management
DEMON ZONE • TRANQDART • FAILSAFE • HITMEN
You Make it happen.
A relentless warrior in the battle of efficiency, you're ruthless about getting more done in less time. When you have the sharpest axe, it's never a slow grind.
You understand that sacrificing your long term health for today's small win is just plain stupidity. You've got rewards to enjoy from all your hard work after all. Choosing your battles is easy when you can never lose.
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Get in the zone
Demon Zone
Clears your mind and increases attention span for laser focused hyper-productivity.
Stabilize your mood
Failsafe
Helps keeps more parts of your brain alive and looking pretty.
Maintain your stress
Tranq Dart
Helps manage stress & tension to prevent brutal symptoms of DNA level damage.
Supports Physical & Mental Well-being
Hitmen
Precisely supports body-wide wellbeing to sustain intense mental performance.
about the brand
The relentless pursuit of functionality.
"The meaning of life, is to live the best one you can. With no regrets, and nothing holding you back. To discover the best version of yourself, and stick to it. You don't just owe it to yourself, but your friends, family, the world. Your presence is a gift on this planet. Don't waste it."
J.M | head functer
That's six whole months to try our stuff and see the results for yourself.
As much as we love holding onto your money, if for absolutely any reason you hate the great person you've become and prefer to have your money back, we'll sadly but surely hand it over with no fuss, no attitude, and no headache.
Stay Funct. Stay Excited.
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